| I was sitting in a parking space in front of Jamba Juice talking to my boss on a cell phone when a lady came out to her car and smacked my car with her front door. I came out of the car livid. I screamed in these exact words, "HEY WOMAN, YOU JUST HIT MY CAR WITH YOUR STOOOOPID DOOR!." She said, "No I didn't. I didn't even touch your car." I said "YES YOU DID. I WAS SITTING IN MY CAR AND YOUR DOOR MADE MY WHOLE CAR SHAKE." She said, "No I didn't even hit your car." I was checking the paint for a ripple, dent, or a scratch. She said, "Is there a scratch? I just let my door swing and I didn't think it would hit your car." I said, "NO THERE IS NO SCRATCH. I HATE CARELESS PEOPLE WITH NO RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S CARS." She said, "Is there a scratch on the car?" I just walked away and said, "JUST GO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO. I HOPE THAT YOU JUST DIE. WHY DON'T YOU GO DRIVE OFF, USE YOUR CELL PHONE, SPILL THE HOT STARBUCK'S COFFEE ONTO YOUR LAP, WIPE OUT, AND DIE. YOU'D BE DOING US AND DARWIN A FAVOR, BEEEE_YAAAATCH!" I swear, I am this close to snapping. My boss was on the cell and heard the whole conversation. He said that he never thought that I would ever get mad at anyone. What, that makes 4 incidents in 5 days! I'm gonna go postal before you know it.
 I eat rice, I don't put rice on my car! sig quote by AEFL92, "you're not a pic whore...you're a pic pornstar..." |
